A Job Interview
Interviewer - So. When did you start to work for your last company?
Applicant - Well, I joined them 6 months ago.
Interviewer - And what was your job?
Applicant - I was a Father Christmas.
Interviewer - Excuse me?
Applicant - I was a Father Christmas in a department store.
Interviewer - But it doesn't say that in your CV!
Applicant - Of course not. I wanted to get an interview!
Interviewer - But you're asking for a job in marketing.
Applicant - Right. I'm good at selling ideas.
Interviewer - Why do you think you're good at selling?
Applicant - Well, the first thing you have to sell is yourself
Interviewer - So. You haven't convinced me yet.
Applicant - Sure but I got my previous job.
Interviewer - You mean as Father Christmas? What's so special about that?
Applicant - What month is it now?
Interviewer - Why? February of course!
Applicant - Right. Do you know any other Father Christmases who got a job in August?
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